One Hand Soldier Applause
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks
in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called
for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came,
danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers
went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number she stripped and danced in
sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went
for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and this time the
applause went on and on. The Major had to come on
stage and ask them to quieten down for the grand
finale.
For her last number, she was to strip completely and
dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make
enough noise to bring the roof down.
Yet ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer
comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there
was no clapping this time?"
She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys
to clap with one hand?!?"
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The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks
in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called
for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came,
danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers
went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number she stripped and danced in
sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went
for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and this time the
applause went on and on. The Major had to come on
stage and ask them to quieten down for the grand
finale.
For her last number, she was to strip completely and
dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make
enough noise to bring the roof down.
Yet ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer
comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there
was no clapping this time?"
She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys
to clap with one hand?!?"
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