Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline~ Braking News ~”Blood Bank Robbed”
A man stopped me in the street today and asked me the quickest way to a hospital, so I pushed him under a bus!
A met a blind man at the ATM the other day and he asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over!
My wife has just gone to casualty with two black eyes and a broken jaw…. it would seem we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio!
It is estimated that over 6 million people in the world will die due to global warming but on a more serious note my snowman is melting!
How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle…….? a yamahahahahaha…
What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
The longest sentence known to man: I do
I met a girl in the park and asked her, ‘Do you like movies?’, ‘Not really,’ she huffed. ‘That’s a shame’, I said, ‘Because you’re about to experience strong language, extreme violence and scenes of a sexual nature.’
Who said fill in the blank is very easy? Try this. Fill in the blank with Yes or No. “___, I am not a normal person.
I completely agree with s*x before marriage. How else would I know that my brother’s future wife is good enough for him?
Berita Terkini @2011
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline~ Braking News ~”Blood Bank Robbed”
A man stopped me in the street today and asked me the quickest way to a hospital, so I pushed him under a bus!
A met a blind man at the ATM the other day and he asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over!
My wife has just gone to casualty with two black eyes and a broken jaw…. it would seem we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio!
It is estimated that over 6 million people in the world will die due to global warming but on a more serious note my snowman is melting!
How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle…….? a yamahahahahaha…
What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
The longest sentence known to man: I do
I met a girl in the park and asked her, ‘Do you like movies?’, ‘Not really,’ she huffed. ‘That’s a shame’, I said, ‘Because you’re about to experience strong language, extreme violence and scenes of a sexual nature.’
Who said fill in the blank is very easy? Try this. Fill in the blank with Yes or No. “___, I am not a normal person.
I completely agree with s*x before marriage. How else would I know that my brother’s future wife is good enough for him?
Berita Terkini @2011
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